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MY WRITING WISH LIST

These are things I want to make. If you think you can make one of these wishes come true, PLEASE contact me. And I will drop everything.

In no particular order, I wish to make something...

  1. ...with a dragon.

  2. ...featuring a Dallas Cowboy.

  3. ...about an utterly ridiculous conspiracy theory. ✅

    • In 2020, I convinced our Call of Duty clients to tweet about Mole people, in response to a user concerned about the possible "inhabitants" of the Warzone Subway System.​

  4. ...set in space or featuring aliens.

  5. ...post apocalyptic.

  6. ...with a trained bear.

  7. ...about (and including) pirates.

  8. ...with a massive IRL (not CGI) explosion.

  9. ...with a robot. Friendly or otherwise.

  10. ...with swords (preferably a sword FIGHT).

  11. ...that's a riddle. ✅

    • In 2020, I wrote a riddle for Call of Duty's social account to help Phoenix Suns star, Devin Booker, find an easter egg that was hidden in Warzone as a birthday gift to him.

    • "A secret BOOK that few can read, lies in a place where few are feed. Within its walls you'll search for the sun, but ON them you'll find it: the number one."

  12. ...with an inspiring line for athletes. ✅

    • I hope to beat it someday, but my Morgan Stanley clients assured me that I crossed this one off the list with my line from our 'See it to believe it' spot.

    • "When you see someone who looks like you succeed, you believe you can, too." ​

  13. ...about rowing.

  14. ...for or with Star Wars or Marvel characters.

  15. ...with impeccably designed costumes.

  16. ...that's just a great comedy sketch.

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