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MY WRITING WISH LIST

These are things I want to make. If you think you can make one of these wishes come true, PLEASE contact me. And I will drop everything.

I wish to make something...

  1. ...with a dragon.

  2. ...featuring a Dallas Cowboy.

  3. ...about an utterly ridiculous conspiracy theory. ✅

  4. ...set in space or featuring aliens.

  5. ...post apocalyptic.

  6. ...with a trained bear.

  7. ...about (and including) pirates.

  8. ...with a massive IRL explosion.

  9. ...with a robot.

  10. ...with swords (preferably a sword fight).

  11. ...that's a riddle. ✅

  12. ...with an inspiring line for athletes. ✅

  13. ...about rowing.

  14. ...for or with Star Wars or Marvel.

  15. ...that's just a great comedy sketch.

UTTERLY RIDICULOUS CONSPIRACY THEORY: 10/22/20 -- I successfully convinced Call of Duty to tweet about Mole People.

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RIDDLE: 12/17/20 -- I wrote a riddle to help Phoenix Suns guard Devin Booker find an easter egg hidden in Warzone as a birthday gift for him.

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INSPIRING LINE FOR ATHLETES: 8/26/22 -- I wrote this to inspire young female athletes, and made my clients tear up when I presented to them: "When you see someone who looks like you succeed, you believe you can too."

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